Record: 10-34 (.227) / 2-5 (.286)
Analysis: Winning isn't everything
Offensive Rating: 100 (29th) / 101.2 (25th)
Analysis: Improvement is improvement
Defensive Rating: 108.9 (29th) / 98.4 (2nd)
Analysis: JFDKLJKL:DJKL:FDHJKLHFDJK!!!!
Net +/-: -8.9 (29th) / +2.8 (8th)
Analysis: If you are not the Bulls, Thunder, Sixers, Heat, Lakers, Spurs, or Pacers, we are better than you
FINAL ANALYSIS: Suck it NBA, here come the ZARDS!