- Westbrook appears to be impersonating Sidney Deane from "White Men Can't Jump."
- Don't we all sometimes feel like we're surrounded by a bunch of Russell Westbrooks who refuse to acknowledge that, hey, we're good too!
- Westbrook was in the middle of the most criticized 40-point scoring effort in NBA history
- Westbrook causes aneurysms on the spot
- Westbrook is like shooting craps in an abandoned missile silo
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Above is Russell Westbrook's angry face. We've been seeing it after made shots (take that critics!) and misses (dang!), so we've been seeing it a lot. And it stinks! It's way too smirky. Combined with his somewhat feminine, human-of-the-future bone structure, he just looks silly. Come on Russ! Don't go the Kobe Bryant route!
We've got a lot of respect for Kobes, but his mean face is stupid. Westbrook is young enough to switch things up. The man does amazing, amazing things on the court. Witness:
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You're retarded. Go away. If you have any basketball i.q. at all you would know that Scott Brooks (head coach of the Oklahoma City Thunder) tells Russell Westbrook to get a look at the basket if you can not put the ball in the hands of Kevin Durant. Last night Durant was almost always triple-teamed at all times. If it is not possible to do what your coach says... What else is there do to? Turn the ball over, or get a decent look at the basket? Yes, he is bad at finishing... good thing he is only 22 years old. If he were to make all these shots you would make this blog saying he is the next Michael Jordan.
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